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In Concert: ConGlomeration 2015

by Tom Smith

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Coulson lives, that's the fangirls' marching song, Coulson lives, even Whedon got it wrong, Loki stabbed him through the chest with that big knife, But somehow it managed not to take his life. Coulson lives, SHIELD's medics were in time, Coulson lives, if they weren't 'twould be a crime. It turned out that Loki only stabbed a Coulson LMD, Doing roughly the same damage as an arrow in the knee, Plus he's routing WiFi right through Loki's shiv, Coulson lives. Coulson lives, that's the fangirls' solemn creed, Coulson lives, for his presence there's much need, Captain Rogers must sign Phil's trading card stash, Not to mention all that Barton/Coulson slash. Loki was pwned, all he impaled was thin air, He was cloned, or he wasn't even there, Phil's in Portland with that cellist, or in Bagdad or Beirut, He's like Carmen SanDiego with a better looking suit, We could throw him off a hundred thousand cliffs, Coulson lives! Coulson lives, he was gone but he's returned, He was fragged, but another life he's earned, Reincarnated, or brain stored in a jar, Or his voice will play through Tony Stark's new car. He'll come back as Grey Phoenix one fine dawn, Or as SHIELD's top-ranked zombie liaison. Maybe he rules some dimension filled with fantasy cliches... Or, hey! Galactus goes through heralds like Pete Parker through Aunt Mays. So if you see all that fic and say, "What gives?" Coulson lives!
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No Applause* 01:19
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Stony Peak 02:12
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500 Hats 02:52
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Rule 34* 01:07
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Five Years 02:46
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Indiana* 01:04
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In Tune* 00:42
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Preamble 00:38
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307 Ale 03:11
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Rocket Ride 04:00
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One morn I woke from fevered dreams Then grabbed my tablet for news and memes My Tik Tok feed was filled with screams Of shanties high and low. (huh) Soon may the internet come To grips with a trend that’s fun and dumb We will hum and drum and strum Then post our vids and go. The sounds of pirates filled my brain, From Port Royal to the Bay of Biscayne, Up and down the Spanish Main, Those sailors stole the show. Soon may the internet come To grips with a trend that’s fun and dumb We will hum and drum and strum Then post our vids and go. I tried to escape to Instagram, But some Ren Faire boys were starting to jam, I found a pirate poetry slam And Stan Rogers video. Soon may the internet come To grips with a trend that’s fun and dumb We will hum and drum and strum Then post our vids and go. Facebook, lads, was too far gone, From a “Drunken Sailor” marathon, And the old folks carried on With Disney’s yo-ho-ho. Soon may the internet come To grips with a trend that’s fun and dumb We will hum and drum and strum Then post our vids and go. And so it goes on to this day, I fear I never shall get away, So I might as well wet my pipes and play And down the man I’ll blow. Soon may the internet come To grips with a trend that’s fun and dumb We will hum and drum and strum Then post our vids and go. Soon may the internet come To grips with a trend that’s fun and dumb We will hum and drum and strum Then post our vids and go.

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Actually, a pretty typical "big" concert for me: almost two hours long, a bunch of songs I like doing that it turns out some folks haven't heard yet, and lots of back and forth with a great crowd. I live for this stuff.

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released July 22, 2015

* spoken tracks

Recorded at ConGlomeration 2015, Louisville, KY, April 3, 2015

Cover art: Lar DeSouza
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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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