In Concert: ConGlomeration 2015

by Tom Smith

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Jean Dudley Halloween time is probably the worst of my year! I'm a professional Tarot Reader and just sick of the weirdos and and fairy princesses. Love this song because it is how I feel after a day of lookie loos and stupid questions. :) Favorite track: Smash the Frickin' Fairies.

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1.	Kentucky Humidity I / Are You Ready* 01:43
2.	The Improvised Sound Check Song (Feedback) 04:13
3.	I Cook With Food* 03:08
4.	Smash the Frickin' Fairies 02:42
5.	Honey-Glazed Ham 01:21
6.	Redbone Does Gaga 00:47
7.	Tech Support For Dad 03:37
8.	Mating Meese* 03:06
9.	Avengers' Picnic 01:47
10.	The Fans Say Nope* 01:02
11.	Coulson Lives 02:02	lyrics

12.	Portmanteaux* 01:56
13.	Return of the King, Uh Huh 02:32
14.	How Songs Get Born* 00:34
15.	I'm The Anthropomorphization... 00:47
16.	I'm Not On Anything* 00:51
17.	Down By the Liver Side 01:00
18.	Cherish Them* 00:54
19.	Garlic Is For Lovers 03:18
20.	What To Do Next* 01:16
21.	The Cthulhu Colada Song 00:55
22.	No Applause* 01:19
23.	Crystal Gayle Killed Frank Herbert 02:01
24.	Bathroom Songs* 01:51
25.	Stony Peak 02:12
26.	Banjo Dreams* 00:51
27.	500 Hats 02:52
28.	Time For A Break* 00:58
29.	Rule 34* 01:07
30.	Spoiler Alert 03:11
31.	I'm So Scared* 01:38
32.	Five Years 02:46
33.	Indiana* 01:04
34.	Two Guys Kissin' Ruined My Life 03:58
35.	Redneck Ninjas 04:03
36.	Next Three, Last Six / One Welk Over The Line* 02:13
37.	Alternate Universe Lost & Found 03:23
38.	Hyperspace Cryogenic Insomnia Blues 04:20
39.	Somebody Else's CDs* 01:35
40.	I Want To Be Peter Lorre 04:08
41.	In Tune* 00:42
42.	House At Cthulhu Corner 02:38
43.	Schoolhouse Rock* 00:29
44.	Preamble 00:38
45.	Indiana Again / Kids' Songs* 01:43
46.	I Had A Shoggoth 06:22
47.	307 Ale 03:11
48.	BBQ / Hugs / Kentucky Humidity II* 04:10
49.	Rocket Ride by Tom Waits (excerpt) 01:05
50.	Rocket Ride 04:00

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Actually, a pretty typical "big" concert for me: almost two hours long, a bunch of songs I like doing that it turns out some folks haven't heard yet, and lots of back and forth with a great crowd. I live for this stuff.

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released July 22, 2015

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Recorded at ConGlomeration 2015, Louisville, KY, April 3, 2015

Cover art: Lar DeSouza
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Track Name: Coulson Lives: Coulson lives, that's the fangirls' marching song,
Coulson lives, even Whedon got it wrong,
Loki stabbed him through the chest with that big knife,
But somehow it managed not to take his life.

Coulson lives, SHIELD's medics were in time,
Coulson lives, if they weren't 'twould be a crime.
It turned out that Loki only stabbed a Coulson LMD,
Doing roughly the same damage as an arrow in the knee,
Plus he's routing WiFi right through Loki's shiv,
Coulson lives.

Coulson lives, that's the fangirls' solemn creed,
Coulson lives, for his presence there's much need,
Captain Rogers must sign Phil's trading card stash,
Not to mention all that Barton/Coulson slash.

Loki was pwned, all he impaled was thin air,
He was cloned, or he wasn't even there,
Phil's in Portland with that cellist, or in Bagdad or Beirut,
He's like Carmen SanDiego with a better looking suit,
We could throw him off a hundred thousand cliffs,
Coulson lives!

Coulson lives, he was gone but he's returned,
He was fragged, but another life he's earned,
Reincarnated, or brain stored in a jar,
Or his voice will play through Tony Stark's new car.

He'll come back as Grey Phoenix one fine dawn,
Or as SHIELD's top-ranked zombie liaison.
Maybe he rules some dimension filled with fantasy cliches...
Or, hey! Galactus goes through heralds like Pete Parker through Aunt Mays.
So if you see all that fic and say, "What gives?"
Coulson lives!

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