In Concert: ConGlomeration 2015

by Tom Smith

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Actually, a pretty typical "big" concert for me: almost two hours long, a bunch of songs I like doing that it turns out some folks haven't heard yet, and lots of back and forth with a great crowd. I live for this stuff.

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released July 22, 2015

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Recorded at ConGlomeration 2015, Louisville, KY, April 3, 2015

Cover art: Lar DeSouza
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Track Name: Coulson Lives
Coulson lives, that's the fangirls' marching song,
Coulson lives, even Whedon got it wrong,
Loki stabbed him through the chest with that big knife,
But somehow it managed not to take his life.

Coulson lives, SHIELD's medics were in time,
Coulson lives, if they weren't 'twould be a crime.
It turned out that Loki only stabbed a Coulson LMD,
Doing roughly the same damage as an arrow in the knee,
Plus he's routing WiFi right through Loki's shiv,
Coulson lives.

Coulson lives, that's the fangirls' solemn creed,
Coulson lives, for his presence there's much need,
Captain Rogers must sign Phil's trading card stash,
Not to mention all that Barton/Coulson slash.

Loki was pwned, all he impaled was thin air,
He was cloned, or he wasn't even there,
Phil's in Portland with that cellist, or in Bagdad or Beirut,
He's like Carmen SanDiego with a better looking suit,
We could throw him off a hundred thousand cliffs,
Coulson lives!

Coulson lives, he was gone but he's returned,
He was fragged, but another life he's earned,
Reincarnated, or brain stored in a jar,
Or his voice will play through Tony Stark's new car.

He'll come back as Grey Phoenix one fine dawn,
Or as SHIELD's top-ranked zombie liaison.
Maybe he rules some dimension filled with fantasy cliches...
Or, hey! Galactus goes through heralds like Pete Parker through Aunt Mays.
So if you see all that fic and say, "What gives?"
Coulson lives!