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Brundle Love

by Tom Smith

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I just love taking a sweet, innocuous song like this and whapping it a few times with horror. But then, you know what I've done with Winnie The Pooh.

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Brundle, Brundle, boy, that's hep,
Crossing the room without taking a step --
Brundle, must you?
'Cause it's not just you.

You didn't look inside your machines,
Now you've got another fly in your jeans,
And you're spastic...
For sexual gymnastics.

And you set a new mark for endurance,
I sure hope you're using insurance,
Crawling on the ceiling above --
Looks like Brundle Love.

For explanations, you're at a loss,
Your skin is all bristles and barbecue sauce,
And dead fishes...
Sure look delicious.

Now you're barfing up breakfast, holding your calls,
Getting so ant-sy you're climbing the walls,
Till the slaughter...
a thirty-ought swatter.

And your last thought is, science will doubt you,
But your girlfriend will... maggot without you,
And they'll prob'ly make a bad sequel of
Poor old Brundle Love.

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released August 8, 2022
Music: "Muskrat Love" by Willis Alan Ramsey

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Tom Smith Ann Arbor

Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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