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Denver Does Elvis
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A Call From Anne*
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Five Years Interruptus
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Twelve Days Of Star Wars
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I'm On Firefly
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What To Do Next*
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Undead Happy Trees
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No More Patter*
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Operation: Desert Storm
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Badger Pajamas
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Dancing In The Aisles*
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A Great Time*
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The Cthulhu Colada Song
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And We're Back*
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Dueling Managers
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Avengers' Picnic
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If you go out in the woods today, you'd better not go alone -
But do go out in the woods today, no reason to stay at home -
For every superhero there was will pound on Loki simply because
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!
The Tesseract or Cosmic Cube, it never will be enough,
'Cause Steve's naive but not a rube, and Iron Man's really tough,
The Widow's clever, Hawkeye is brash,
Thor's lived forever, Hulk will just smash --
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!
Popcorn time for Avengers,
The mighty Avengers assemble for everyone today,
Watch them fighting aliens,
Defending Manhattan in a most destructive way,
Bashing giant silverfish,
Designed by Giger when he's drunk on Tullamore Dew,
We've never seen such an amazing superhero film before,
Nor will we again till Avengers 2!
So...
If you go out to the movie show, be bolder and do not yield,
Just armor up, and ready your bow, Mjolnir and mighty shield,
And just before you're ready to go, have Natasha stomp on Bruce Banner's toe...
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Run like heck to the multiplex,
We'll laugh, we'll scream, they got us the dream,
All thanks to Joss, the movie is boss,
They're buff, they're ripped, they had a good script,
Maria Hill, her jumpsuit she'll fill,
With Samuel L. and Coulson -- oh, well,
It's better than mere mortals could ken,
And look! There's Thanos right at the end,
And when we're done, for shawarma we'll run,
And talk for hours how it was such fun,
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!
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Avengers Fanfic*
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Coulson Lives
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Shipping Portmanteaus*
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Hey, It's Can(n)on
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My Fanfic/Nightbreed*
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Talk Like A Pirate Day
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The Ballad of Fenton
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What's Playing?*
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I Want To Be Peter Lorre
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I Had A Shoggoth
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307 Ale
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Rocket Ride
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Tom Smith Ann Arbor
Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more
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