In Concert: ChessieCon 2014

by Tom Smith

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Tom's had a lot of good concerts... but this one was something special. Back on the road to health, first time on the East Coast in a couple of years, and two-hours-plus of musical madness with one of the Best Audiences Evar™. From the interruption of the opening improv by just about everybody, including a charity auction for the coveted front row seats (cut for time), to the Hora danced to "Badger Pajamas", to the steamiest version of "PQR" in years, to the entire audience singing the Preamble to the Constitution, to a slam-bang version of "Rocket Ride", this is an ass-kicking event you don't want to miss.

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released December 19, 2014

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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Track Name: Avengers' Picnic
If you go out in the woods today, you'd better not go alone -
But do go out in the woods today, no reason to stay at home -
For every superhero there was will pound on Loki simply because
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!

The Tesseract or Cosmic Cube, it never will be enough,
'Cause Steve's naive but not a rube, and Iron Man's really tough,
The Widow's clever, Hawkeye is brash,
Thor's lived forever, Hulk will just smash --
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!

Popcorn time for Avengers,
The mighty Avengers assemble for everyone today,
Watch them fighting aliens,
Defending Manhattan in a most destructive way,
Bashing giant silverfish,
Designed by Giger when he's drunk on Tullamore Dew,
We've never seen such an amazing superhero film before,
Nor will we again till Avengers 2!
So...

If you go out to the movie show, be bolder and do not yield,
Just armor up, and ready your bow, Mjolnir and mighty shield,
And just before you're ready to go, have Natasha stomp on Bruce Banner's toe...

Then...
Run like heck to the multiplex,
We'll laugh, we'll scream, they got us the dream,
All thanks to Joss, the movie is boss,
They're buff, they're ripped, they had a good script,
Maria Hill, her jumpsuit she'll fill,
With Samuel L. and Coulson -- oh, well,
It's better than mere mortals could ken,
And look! There's Thanos right at the end,
And when we're done, for shawarma we'll run,
And talk for hours how it was such fun,
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!