Name: I Fought The Mouse
Duration: P00H03M07S
Description: Pretty much self-explanatory. Suggested by David Gerrold.

I Fought The Mouse

by Tom Smith

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lyrics

Ran for governor and I won,
Tore up the state consti... tuition,
I hate the gays but I... love guns.

Started a feud that was... real dumb,
I fought the Mouse and the Mouse won,
I fought the Mouse and the Mouse won.

I used the power of government
To tell them they were done,
Now I wonder where my donors went,
I fought the Mouse and the Mouse won,
I fought the Mouse and the Mouse won.

Banning books and edu... cation,
If it doesn't fit my... vision,
I’ll ban it in the name of... freedom.

Now no one comes here for va... cation,
Got some voter harass... ment troops,
Ratatouille spit in... my soup.

The whole woke mob I will erase,
I’ll tell folks who to shun,
But The Village is my only base,
I fought the Mouse and the Mouse won,
I fought the Mouse and the Mouse won.

Mickey’s mad, he’s gonna... retort,
He’ll stop adding to his... resort,
And send She-Hulk to meet me... in court.

Don't help that everybody... hates me,
Or I laugh and gesture... strangely,
Even Goofy thinks I’m creepy.

I want some presidential powers,
Oppression’s really fun,
But now I’ll stand in line for hours
And hours and hours and hours and hours
And hours and hours and hours and hours…
I fought the Mouse and the Mouse won,
I fought the Mouse and the Mouse won

My career is over before it’s... begun,
The Pirates of the Cari... bbean
Dressed me up for their... auction…

Guess I’ll have to work the Haunted... Mansion,
My campaign is Ghost number one thousand,
I fought the Mouse and the Mouse won.

credits

released August 4, 2023
Music: "I Fought The Law" by Sonny Curtis
Photo illustration by Griffin Lotz, nicked from RollingStone.com. Images in illustration by Paul Hennessy/SOPA Images/LightRocket/Getty Images; Adobe Stock

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more