Name: The Four Trump Indictments
Duration: P00H03M54S
Description: Poor Donny. He seems so cranky. Heh heh heh.

The Four Trump Indictments

by Tom Smith

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Poor Donny. He seems so cranky. Heh heh heh.

lyrics

In the first Trump indictment, the D.A. said that he
Paid hush money to Stormy.

In the second Trump indictment, the A.G said that he
Retained classified documents
And paid hush money to Stormy.

Still the second Trump indictment, the A.G. said that he
Hid those classified documents
Retained in his house
And paid hush money to Stormy.

Still the second Trump indictment, the A.G. said that he
Lied about the documents
Hidden in his house
In closets and a ballroom
And paid hush money to Stormy.

Still the second Trump indictment, the A.G. said he planned
A Con.. spira... cy!
Lied about the documents
Hidden in his house
In closets and a ballroom
And paid hush money to Stormy.

In the third Trump indictment, the A.G. said that he
Tried to deny your vote, in a
Con.. spira... cy!
Lied about the documents
Hidden in his house
In closets and a ballroom
And paid hush money to Stormy.

Still the third Trump indictment, the A.G. said that he
Tried to defraud the country,
And deny your vote, in a
Con.. spira... cy!
Lied about the documents
Hidden in his house
In a spare bedroom
And paid hush money to Stormy.

Still the third Trump indictment, the A.G. said that he
Tried to obstruct the vote count,
To defraud the country,
And deny your vote, in a
Con.. spira... cy!
Lied about the documents
Hidden in his house
Somewhere in the garage
Something something gazpacho Stormy.

Still the third Trump indictment, the A.G. said that he
Sent a MAGA mob
To obstruct the vote count,
To defraud the country,
And deny your vote, in a
Con.. spira... cy!
Lied about the documents
Hidden in his house
Underneath the rug
And paid hush money to Stormy.

In the fourth Trump indictment, the A.G. said that he -- y’know what? I’ve got Trump fatigue. Let's just take these at once.

Conspired to commit forgery,
To create false documents,
Filed those false documents,
Impersonated a public officer,
Solicited violation
Of oath by a public officer,
Under the Georgia RICO Act
Sent a MAGA mob
To obstruct the vote count,
To defraud the country,
And deny your vote, in a
Con.. spira... cy!
Lied about the documents
Hidden in his frickin’
Glorified country club,
In a bathroom with chandeliers...

And paid hush money to Stormy.

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released September 1, 2023
Music: "The Twelve Days of Christmas" (English trad., based on the 1909 arrangement by Frederic Austin)

Based on an idea by Katherine Kit Kerr

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more