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Tucker, Tucker (EXPLICIT)

by Tom Smith

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Gabriel Gentile challenged me to write this, based on the first line. To the tune of "Frere Jacques".

If you're gonna get in trouble, get in TROUBLE, y'know?

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Tucker, Tucker, candy fucker,
What's with you? What's with you?
Anthropomorphizing, and then fantasizing
Candy. Eew! What's with you?

Tucker, Tucker, wants to pucker
Up to Brown, up to Green,
Sex with M&M's-zes, long as they're not men-zes,
That would be wrong, you see.

Tucker, Tucker, jive-and-shucker,
Racist fool, fascist tool,
More than twenty years of lying hateful smears, just
Take your bow tie and go.

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released February 4, 2022
Music: "Frere Jacques" by Jean-Philippe Rameau.
From a suggestion by Gabriel Gentile

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Tom Smith Ann Arbor

Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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