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Rules of Enragement

from The Last Hero On Earth by Tom Smith

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WAFFLE
It worked! I'm back at Wimbledon,
I don't think they know I'm here,
They think all the heroes are dead and gone,
All we did was disappear.

Their genetic data was the key
To the robots' sneak attack.
But if I can reverse the polarity...
It might bring the heroes back!

That must be the machine that did it,
Oh, please, let this go off without a hitch,
Now, all I have to do is hit it --
Or, more specifically, hit that switch --

[*splorch*]

[reverse buildup energy noises]

DR. MALLEVO
You idiots!
What are you doing?

HENCHMAN
We did nothing, sir!

DR. MALLEVO
Well, watch for an attack!

SIR WILFRED
Wait a moment...
It's reversed the polarity!
And that means, if we don't shut it down --

[lots of VOOPing noises as heroes reappear all around them]

HEROES
We're ba-a-ack.

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from The Last Hero On Earth, released May 26, 2006
Amazing Gracie: Karen Underwood

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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