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Hong Kong Denver

from In Concert: MarCon 2013 by Tom Smith

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You beat up my sensei,
So I have to avenge him,
You dishonored my temple,
My clan and my kin.

You messed with my sister,
You dissed her, you kissed her,
You'd fill me with anger,
Except I am Shaolin.

Come get some, sucker,
Let me take your life from you,
Let me teach of nonviolence
With a boot to the head.

I'll be calm and collected
As, by me, you're dissected,
Hear me preach inner quiet,
Oh, you can't, 'cause you're dead.

Every movie is just like
All the movies before it,
And we stack up the bodies
Like piles of wood.

Let me lay down my teachings...
Let's commence with the beatings,
You beat up my sensei,
Come kill me if you can.

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from In Concert: MarCon 2013, released August 20, 2013
Music: "Annie's Song" by John Denver

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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