Name: Strontium Asp
Duration: P00H02M47S
Description: Keywords: strontium, asp; style: Japanese pop.

Strontium Asp

from FREE! The 24 Hour Project by Tom Smith

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Keywords: strontium, asp; style: Japanese pop.

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The playstation game series Metal Gear
Has got a new version every year,
It always stars that Solid Snake,
I mean, he's good, but gimme a break.

I'm a liquid metal guy,
My pyrotechnics light the sky,
I can slither right across the floor --
Who could want anything more?

Strontium Asp, the noble assassin,
Strontium Asp, He's kickin' your ass in,
Strontium Asp, he'll take out that fake,
Strontium Asp, The Real
Solid Snake.

Snake's so proud that he works alone,
Except for Deep Throat on the phone,
Roy, Natasha, and Master Miller,
Whole lotta help for a solo killer.

I'll get around those walking tanks,
A grateful world will give me thanks,
And then I'll get even more outlandish,
Make a Mei Ling, Meryl and Naomi sandwich.

Strontium Asp, the soft metal viper,
Strontium Asp, I'll Wolf down that Sniper,
Strontium Asp, Vulcan's gonna be Raven,
Strontium Asp, I'll turn Ocelot craven,
Strontium Asp, Mantis better be prayin',
Strontium Asp, Octopus I'll be slayin',
Strontium Asp, just wait and see,
Strontium Asp, The Big Boss is
Waiting for me.

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from FREE! The 24 Hour Project, released May 14, 2022

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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