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Hung Out? Too Dry

from FREE! The 24 Hour Project by Tom Smith

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Keywords: karaoke, lemonade; style: marching band. And of course it's William Hung.

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I went with my friends to the karaoke bar last night,
got up there to sing, but I knew something wasn't right,
I couldn't hit the low notes and I couldn't hit the high,
I felt like Simon Cowell had a thumb pressed on my eye

I sipped my drink remembering too late for what I'd paid,
It wasn't booze or water, but some fresh-squeezed lemonade,
My lips were pursed, my throat closed up, I lost a perfect third,
But still I gamely tried to sing, and this is what they heard:

(closed-lip version of "You Light Up My Life")

I won.

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from FREE! The 24 Hour Project, released May 14, 2022

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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