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Chevre No Vas

from FREE! The 24 Hour Project by Tom Smith

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Keywords: goat, meal; style: tango.

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The demoli...tion team...
Was all out on the road...
For they had been fi...nally sent...
Their official "go" code.

The phrase "Goat Meal Tango"...
Was their signal to move,
For they had... a bridge...
That they had to remove.

They left their device on a girder,
right near the base,
Oh, won't some one prevent this foul murder,
this awful disgrace?

They waited on... the ridge...
For their bomb to go "boom",
but then underneath... the bridge...
They saw their plan's doom.

For a bil... ly goat...
Had found their I.E.D.,
The timer went down... her throat...
At T-minus three.

Next came a nice Benny Hill chase scene,
from midnight till morn,
Like a campy film made by Frank Capra,
I guess... Capra-Corn!

I bet you're as...king why...
They didn't shoot her on sight,
Well, I wrote this song, so I...
say they're not very bright.

That goat escaped to her farm,
That's what everyone reckons,
And that timer affected her milk...
It goes down smooth as silk...
And everyone... asks for seconds!

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from FREE! The 24 Hour Project, released May 14, 2022

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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