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So I finished watching the anime series Death Note. And there was this guy....

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Who, who the fuck is Matt?
Who, who the fuck is Matt?
Who, who the fuck is Matt?
Who, who the fuck is Matt?

I got on the Death Note fandom boards,
And ran into rabid fangirl hordes,
Slashing every pairing that caught their eyes,
I kept seeing a name I didn't recognize.

Who, who the fuck is Matt?
Who, who the fuck is Matt?
Who, who the fuck is Matt?
Who, who the fuck is Matt?

Pretty-boy criminal hireling fellow,
He does dirty work for a guy named Mello,
He gets shot up by a million cops,
He's in the damn show, like, a minute, tops.

Who, who the fuck is Matt?
Who, who the fuck is Matt?
Who, who the fuck is Matt?
Who, who the fuck is Matt?

It's a walk-on part, but look what it did,
He's in more fics than that Malfoy kid,
Teased and tortured, snuggled and swived,
Imagine what they'd write if the guy had survived.

Who, who the fuck is Matt?
Who, who the fuck is Matt?
Who, who the fuck is Matt?
Who, who the fuck is Matt?

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from More Than FuMP: Songs of The FuMP, Vol. 2, released May 20, 2009
Music: "Where The Hell Is Bill?" by Camper Van Beethoven

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Tom Smith Ann Arbor

Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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