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Well, That Went Viral Quickly

from Arrivederci 2020 by Tom Smith

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WARNING: This is spoilery for Episode 7 of the superb show WandaVision on Disney+. If you have not seen that ep, and you have any interest in the show, DON'T GO ANY FURTHER!

Thank you.

I wrote this because, after the insanely catchy "Agatha All Along" song finished off E07, EVERYBODY covered it. I'm pretty sure there are versions for ukulele, vuvuzela, and mezzo-soprano digeridoo.

And this way, I got to cover it too. Hee hee.

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What song is everybody covering?
It’s “Agatha All Along”!
What song do all the MCU fans sing?
It’s “Agatha All Along”!

It’s ubiquitous,
I’m so sick of this,
Catchy and so quick this little
Ditty is,
Ditty is,
Ditty ditty ditty ditty....

Epic trailer or mandolin,
A cappella, hip hop, folk song,
Even opera,
Freakin’ opera,
Of “Agatha All Along”!

She was born long ago and far away,
And her magic is very strong.
Wanda’s kinda her protege,
But Wanda might not go along.

She’s a classic witch, she is
Steeped in 60s kitch, she is
And there’s no way you’ve missed what a
Bitch she is,
Bitch she is,
Bitchy bitchy bitchy bitchy....

Can the Vision ever set things right,
Or can Monica come on strong,
Against Agatha,
Creepy Agatha,
Guess we might as well sing her song.

Who’s been messing up everything?
It’s been Agatha all along.
Who’s been pulling every evil string?
It’s been Agatha all along.

She’s insidious,
So perfidious,
That you haven’t even noticed
And the pity is
(The pity is)
Pity, pity, pity, pity

It’s too late to fix anything
Now that everything has gone wrong
Thanks to Agatha,
Naughty Agatha,
It’s been Agatha all along!

... And I killed Sparky too!

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from Arrivederci 2020, released August 28, 2021
Music: "Agatha All Along" by Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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