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The victory march for mad science school Transylvania Polygnostic University, from the online comic GIRL GENIUS by Phil & Kaja Foglio (www.girlgeniusonline.com)
lyrics
Cheer, cheer for Trans Poly U,
Rise, our creations, here's what to do,
Show their folly, watch them fry, as
We call the lightning from the sky.
What tho' the odds be great or be small,
Trans Poly U will rule over all,
This entire world will fall, and
Worship Trans Poly U.
2, 4, 6, 8,
You can't beat what we create!
It's all right, it's all good,
Those blind fools never understood.
That's okay, they won't score,
That's what this new Death Ray's for.
Punch 'em inna head, kick 'em inna ditch,
Forget the Hail Mary -- throw the switch!
Yayyy!
Cheer, cheer for Trans Poly U,
This is a day that their team will rue,
They run plays, but we've got plans, we'll
Make them give in to our demands!
All of them laughed, but soon they will see,
Ruling the world is our destiny,
Starting with this game will do, so
Fight on, Trans Poly U!
credits
from And They Say I've Got Talent,
released November 5, 2004
Music: "Notre Dame Victory Song" by John F. Shea and Michael J. Shea (Edwin H. Morris & Co.)
This music is in the public domain within the United States of America, and protected by copyright in all territories outside the United States of America.
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