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The Cthulhu Colada Song

from In Concert: Sasquan 2015 by Tom Smith

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Just a one-joke song, but one I like a lot.

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I was tired of my lady,
Other people as well.
In fact, if I had the power,
I'd send them all to hell.
So I traveled to Arkham,
Got a library card,
Took out a book on black magic
By Abdul Al-Azhrad.

"Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!"
If you can say this refrain,
If you can look at the Old Ones
And still have half a brain,
If you like casting spells at midnight,
Wearing only a cape,
Then your master's in R'lyeh,
Chant this spell, he'll escape.

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from In Concert: Sasquan 2015, released August 9, 2016
"Escape (the Piña Colada song)" by Rupert Holmes

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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