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Rock Me Amidala

from And They Say I've Got Talent by Tom Smith

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From the soundtrack of the independent film SAVING STAR WARS (bit.ly/8Xo4w2)

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She was the hot adolescent Queen of Naboo,
With Kabuki makeup and a big hairdo,
When she went outside, all the people would holler,
"You could be an action figure, little Padme Amidala!"

She didn't know that Palpatine was making clones,
So he could put himself upon the Galactic Throne,
In the misery of power and wealth she'd wallow,
With a hundred costume changes, little Padme Amidala!

Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala,
Rock me, Amidala!

Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala,
Rock me, Amidala!

On Tatooine, they decided to play the odds
With Watto's little blond womp rat, racing pods,
Built Cee Threepio for a robot pal, I
Think it's Anakin Skywalker, hot for Padme Amidala!

He grew up, they got married, had kids, she died,
Losing her would turn ANYONE to the Dark Side,
Her daughter is a Senator the Rebels follow,
And her son's a moisture farmer -- THANK YOU, MOMMY AMIDALA!

Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala,
Rock me, Amidala!

Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala,
Rock me, Amidala!

Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala,
Rock me, Amidala!

Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala,
Rock me, Amidala!

Anakin is cybernetic now, the Jedi Traitor
Traded in his midichlorians to be Darth Vader,
David Prowse in da house, 'cause there's no one taller --
He's da shizzle in her nizzle, little Padme Amidala!

Why did five different actors play Darth on screen?
How'd their kids end up on Alderaan and Tatooine?
Man, it takes a real get-a-life Star Wars scholar
To keep track of all this stuff about that Padme Amidala!

Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala,
Rock me, Amidala!

Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala,
Rock me, Amidala!

... Anakin was gonna be a Jedi,
... Too bad he grew up to be the bad guy,
... Luke and Leia, say hello to Dad Sky-
... Wal-ker, Ahhh!

... Palpatine thinks he's better than the rabble,
... Jar Jar Binks, just please shut up your babble,
... Qui-Gon Jinn's a hundred points in Scrabble,
... Ahhh, Haah, Haaahhh!

... Ewok, Jawa, have a Gaffe Stick, yeah,
... Ewok, Jawa, have a Gaffe Stick, yeah,
... Short people got
... No reason to live....

OKAY! It JAR-JAR TIME!
Meesa be do it, singin' on de last verse,
Already blew it, 'cause me didn't rehearse,
Meesa say "Screw It", me forget de damn words!

Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala,
Rock me, Amidala!

Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala, Amidala,
Amidala Amidala --
AMIDALA!

credits

from And They Say I've Got Talent, released November 5, 2004
Music: "Rock Me Amadeus" by Rob Bolland, Ferdi Bolland and Falco
(© 1985 Nada Music International CV [BUMA] and Manuskript [GEMA];
All rights administered on behalf of Nada Music International CV in the U.S. and Canada by Almo Music Corp [ASCAP])
This music is used under the Parody provisions of the Fair Use Doctrine, in accordance with Section 107 of the Copyright Act.

Saving Star Wars © Woodworks Films. Used with permission. "Saving Star Wars" is a parody and is in no way authorized, sanctioned by or associated with "Star Wars", George Lucas, Lucasfilm, LTD, or 20th Century Fox.

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