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Rhino Beetle and Happy Frog

from Kid Safe by Tom Smith

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This is based on three really cool pictures. One was of a frog sitting on top of a rhinoceros beetle ( goo.gl/JhysSP ); one was of a weasel that somehow hitched a ride on top of a woodpecker ( goo.gl/E5mV4l ); and the third was those two pictures Photoshopped together (I think by someone whose online handle is Sneuvel Nation, but I'm not sure). I thought such an epic pic deserved its own cartoon adventure show, so I wrote the theme song.

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Happy Frog and Rhino Beetle,
Together like a haystack and a needle,
Lookin’ for adventure in the Big Wide Wiggly Wood

Weasel and Woodpecker have a plan,
Tryin’ to cause mischief wherever they can,
But Happy and Rhino will make sure it’s all good.

You never know what they’re gonna find,
A fairie circle or a diamond mine,
But it’s gonna be fun, so pull up a log
For Rhino Beetle and Happy Frog!

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from Kid Safe, released November 13, 2015

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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