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Pretty Pretty Princess Vader

from Kid Safe by Tom Smith

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I bet you can figure this one out yourself.

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He's the ultimate master of evil,
He's dark and tall and scary,
But under the mask, sometimes he will ask...
Why can't I be a lovely fairy?

When the moon is bright and the mood is right,
Darth Vader is a pretty, pretty princess.
With a nod and a wink, his armor turns pink,
And the room fills with floral incense,

His cape becomes a tutu with a silk brocade,
And his lightsaber blade turns a pastel shade
The cutest Sith Lord ever made,
Pretty Pretty Princess Vader.

He terrifies all around him,
To anger him is your doom,
But when no one's there, he Force braids his hair,
And dances around the room.

When the stars fill the skies, hear his giggles and sighs,
Darth Vader is a pretty, pretty princess.
He sits on his throne and nibbles on a scone
With his pinky raised to impress.

He fears that the Emperor would upbraid
For the escapade of this masquerade,
But Palpatine's paid for lace and suede,...

And he'd never degrade his Padawan's cockade,
So within the darkness, a new Force abraids...
And the accolades will soon cascade... for
Pretty Pretty Princess Vader.

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from Kid Safe, released November 13, 2015
Tiny little quote from "Imperial March" by John Williams

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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