Name: MRA Gaston
Duration: P00H01M01S
Description: That's "mens' rights advocate", because goodness knows Gaston wasn't misogynistic enough.

MRA Gaston

from In Concert: PenguiCon 2016 by Tom Smith

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That's "mens' rights advocate", because goodness knows Gaston wasn't misogynistic enough.

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No... one... walks like Gaston,
No one talks like Gaston,
No one won't go away 'cause he stalks like Gaston,
"Yes, I'm weird and relentlessly pervy,
As down to the depths he'll descend,
"I'll tell you you're sexy and curvy",
Then get angry 'cause you don't want to be his friend.

No one's crass like Gaston,
Got more brass than Gaston,
No one's more of a self-centered ass than Gaston,
And his white male privilege is really grating,
My, what a guy, that Gaston!

"When I was a lad, I'd watch girls every place,
And smile as they glared back at me.
And now that I'm grown, I invade all their space
And use rohypnol and GHB."

No... one's... rude like Gaston,
Really crude like Gaston,
No one ruins the concept of "dude" like Gaston,
Even when he has partners, it's masturbating,
Oy, what a guy... Gaston!

credits

from In Concert: PenguiCon 2016, released May 23, 2016
Music: "Gaston" by Alan Menken
from Disney's Beauty And The Beast

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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