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Hutt Slaya Leia

from For Your Confustication by Tom Smith

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In honor of our Princess, our General, our Leia... the magnificent Carrie Fisher.

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If y’all haven’t been out in the galaxy too much,
I’m ‘on tell ya a little bit about it so you understand what I’m talkin’ about.
Now, out there we got us a big ol’ gangster --
Looks kinda like a giant slug.
‘Cept it ain’t.
Everybody calls it Jabba.
The Hutt.
Unh!
Now, I used to know a girl down there,
She got captured
Tryin’ to save her boyfriend
From bein’ wall decor.
But she did all right.

Well, a long time ago and far away,
Before Darth Vader came to fame,
Along came a girl, I swear to the world,
Made that Vader look tame.

Hutt Slaya Leia,
Hutt Slaya Leia,
Everybody said she can’t be ignored,
‘Cause her mama fell in love with a Sith lord.

Mean, vicious Vader.
Sinful.

Now, every day she’d be in the Imperial Senate,
They thought she was a real hellion
But they didn’t know that behind the scenes
She was leading a galactic rebellion.

Hutt Slaya Leia,
Already she’s a playa,
Everybody knew how far she’d go,
‘Cause she even bossed around Han Solo.

Wretched... Hive...
Of scum and villainy!

Well, she was captured by Jabba,
He put her in a harem gown,
But she used that chain, cut off the air to his brain
And the mighty Jabba went down.

Hutt Slaya Leia,
You haven’t got a praya,
Don’t get our Princess in a dither,
‘Cause you know the Force is with her....

Senator,
Princess,
General...
Bad ass woman.

Drowned in moonlight...
Strangled by her own bra.

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from For Your Confustication, released September 19, 2017
Music: "Polk Salad Annie" by Tony Joe White

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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