Hutt Slaya Leia

by Tom Smith



In honor of our Senator, our Princess, our General, Carrie Fisher.


If y’all haven’t been out in the galaxy too much,
I’m ‘on tell ya a little bit about it so you understand what I’m talkin’ about it
Now, out there we got us a big ol’ gangster
Looks kinda like a giant slug
‘Cept it ain’t
Everybody calls it Jabba
The Hutt
Now, I used to know a girl down there,
She got captured
Tryin’ to save her boyfriend
From bein’ wall decor
But she did all right

Well, a long time ago and far away
Before Darth Vader came to fame
Along came a girl, I swear to the world
Made that Vader look tame
Hutt Slaya Leia,
Hutt Slaya Leia,
Everybody said she can’t be ignored,
‘Cause her mama fell in love with a Sith lord.
Mean, vicious Vader.

Now, every day she’d be in the Imperial Senate,
They thought she was a real hellion
But they didn’t know that behind the scenes
She was leading a galactic rebellion
Hutt Slaya Leia,
Already she’s a playa,
Everybody knew how far she’d go,
‘Cause she even bossed around Han Solo.

Of scum and villainy!

Well, she was captured by Jabba,
He put her in a harem gown
But she used that chain, cut off the air to his brain
And the mighty Jabba went down
Hutt Slaya Leia
You haven’t got a praya
Don’t get our Princess in a dither,
‘Cause you know the Force is with her....

Bad ass woman.

Drowned in moonlight...
Strangled by her own bra.


released January 25, 2017
Music: "Polk Salad Annie" by Tony Joe White
Star Wars and all related characters and trademarks are the property of Lucasfilm Ltd. and the Walt Disney Corp. No challenge to copyright is intended, nor should one be construed.
Used under the Fair Use Provision of the Copyright Act of 1976, 17 U.S.C. § 107




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