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Hey! Didn't You Die?

from The Last Hero On Earth by Tom Smith

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MAD SCIENTIST
Hey! Didn't you die?

[whack]

MAXICRON
I don't think so.

PROF. CARSTAIRS
Did Huffelbaggins lie?

[krunch]

AMAZING GRACIE
Could be.

MAD SCIENTISTS
Where did they come from? [biff]
How did they get here? [wham]
Why are they hitting me? [stuff bash bonk]

MAXICRON
That was a really amazing adventure
We'll have to trade notes when there's time [splunch kick]

FENDERBENDER
For now, disassemble those nasty machines there,

MAXICRON, FENDERBENDER
We'll take out the kingpins of crime! [skash]

DR. MALLEVO
Huffelbaggins, you cretin! They didn't die! [buh-whoom]
You said that the heroes' brains would fry!

SIR WILFRED
I- I said between dimensions, their thoughts would be scrambled.

DR. MALLEVO
Well, so much for good intentions, sir, we've lost what we gambled!

There are sixty angry heroes here, all hot upon our trail,
If you don't have an escape plan, then we'll all end up in jail.
And, quite frankly, sir, given all this horrid mess you've made,
I'm decidedly inclined to give them you, sir, as a trade!

SIR WILFRED
NO!

[strikes Dr. Mallevo]

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from The Last Hero On Earth, released May 26, 2006
Amazing Gracie: Karen Underwood

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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