Name: Hee-Haw-Field Earth
Duration: P00H00M56S
Description: Just a quickie, but it gets a great crowd pop. If you ever decide to watch this stinkburger of a movie (and I do not recommend it -- our MST3K party had to fast-forward through part of it, and, no lie, two of us got physically ill) -- please remember that John Travolta is blinded by his faith, which doesn't excuse the people who let him make the darn thing.

Hee-Haw-Field Earth

from In Concert: MarCon 2013 by Tom Smith

	/

Buy the Full Digital Album

about

Just a quickie, but it gets a great crowd pop. If you ever decide to watch this stinkburger of a movie (and I do not recommend it -- our MST3K party had to fast-forward through part of it, and, no lie, two of us got physically ill) -- please remember that John Travolta is blinded by his faith, which doesn't excuse the people who let him make the darn thing.

lyrics

You used to be Vinnie, Vinnie Barbarino.
You Greased up your hair, and sang "Summer Nights",
Saturday Night Fever made you a dancer,
And then from the public you dropped out of sight.

You did plastic bubbles, you looked at Who's Talking?
And for twenty years you did nothing of worth,
But Pulp Fiction, Face/Off, and Primary Colors
Revived you -- so you could make Battlefield Earth.

Where, oh, where are you tonight?
Why don't your agent call on the phone?
You searched the world over for profoundness and truth, but
You met the "Hubbards" and PTHBBPT! You was gone.

credits

from In Concert: MarCon 2013, released August 20, 2013
Music: "Where Oh Where Are You Tonight? (PTHBBPT! You Was Gone)" by Bix Reichner

license

some rights reserved

about

Tom Smith Ann Arbor

Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

contact / help

Contact Tom Smith

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this track or account

If you like Tom Smith, you may also like:

Chainmail and Cello
by The Doubleclicks

supported by 7 fans who also own “Hee-Haw-Field Earth”

Probably the album I quote most among good friends while drinking tea. lance_icarus
go to album
Dimetrodon
by The Doubleclicks

supported by 7 fans who also own “Hee-Haw-Field Earth”

More that one song on this album could easily be labeled "anthemic". Plus Ennui is so much fun! mherbst
go to album
Achievement Unlocked
by The Faithful Sidekicks

supported by 7 fans who also own “Hee-Haw-Field Earth”

It is gloriously nerdy, and the musicianship is wonderful!! Teresa Kintner Gunderson
go to album
Speakeasy - Live 2016
by John Robins

Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
go to album
Taylor Ham, Egg, And Cheese
by Chris Gethard

Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
go to album
In A Time Of Trouble A Wild Exultation
by Jaye Bartell

A stunning and sparse follow-up to last year's "Light Enough" from Brooklyn songwriter Jaye Bartell. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 12, 2017
go to album
BomBARDed
by Library Bards

supported by 6 fans who also own “Hee-Haw-Field Earth”

Awesome track! I also love the "tribute" at the end to that old D&D audio, genius! This is going to be the opener for the next session for my group. Landstrider
go to album