And I gave up trying to maintain any semblance of dignity towards this corn/carrot hybrid passing himself off as a human being, let alone a serious public figure, let alone the president-elect of these United States.
(The acronym for President of the United States is POTUS. The acronym for the President-Elect is PEOTUS. On many blogs and social sites, the acronym for Trump until he was finally sworn in was PEEOTUS.)
lyrics
Once there was a way...
To get your jollies
Pay some Russian girls
To pee on you
Tweet, petty Donald, do not cry,
And we will wink at Putin’s spy.
Golden showers fill your eyes,
Smile, the camera never lies,
Tweet, petty Donald, do not cry,
And on Ukraine give us a bye.
Once there was a way... to fix elections.
Now we only pay... for wiki... leaks.
Sleeper agents in the FBI,
And now your president’s our guy.
Boy, you’re gonna carry that rep,
Carry that rep a long time,
Boy, you better launder that wig,
She said, “me love you long time”,
I never used Barack’s pillow.
I only slept there by invitation,
And in the middle of my masturbation,
I break down
Boy, you’re gonna carry that rep,
Carry that rep a long time,
Boy, you better give up this gig,
You’re just a pig with high crimes
Oh yeah! Alt-Right!
Oh, we're gonna be livestreamed... tonight.
And in the end,
The crater you’ll make
Is equal to the laws...
You break.
credits
from Warning: Extremely Liberal,
track released January 25, 2017
Music: "Golden Slumbers / Carry That Weight / The End"
by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
Used under the Fair Use provision of the Copyright Act of 1976, 17 U.S.C. § 107
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