Fatter Than Trump

by Tom Smith



Pretty self-explanatory actually, except: there's been more fat-shaming of the president lately on comment threads. And I am a rather larger person than DJT, who feels fat (or any other physical-based) shaming is simply wrong. Besides, there's so damn much else to shame him for.


I am fatter than Donald Trump,
Them is just the facts
It bothers me when you say he's fat
It ignores his other acts
Fat people are made fun of
They're looked down upon with spite
But think of the fat folks that you know
Aren't most of them a delight?

They're friendly, laughing, jolly old mugs
They take great pleasure and give great hugs
So when you say “Donald Trump is fat”...
Are you saying you think he's really like that?

I am fatter than Donald Trump
By a factor of one point three
But I believe being fat is all
He has in common with me
I haven't desecrated a church
Or consorted with Russian spies
Or left our allies in the lurch
Or told 19,000 lies

I haven't gassed an innocent throng,
Though last week’s burritos were pretty strong
So when you say “Donald Trump is fat”...
Are you saying you think I’ll act like that?

Most everyone is differently sized to one degree or another
But you still love them if they are your mother or sister or brother
You wouldn't think of shaming them, you know how good they are,
So is thinking the same of other fat folk really a step too far?

I am fatter than Donald Trump,
Most normal clothes don't fit,
But if we both lost all that weight
He’d still be a piece of shit,
His badness doesn't come from fat
Or wigs or orange skin,
It comes from narcissistic greed,
It comes from deep within.

So look at folks with a gaze that's fresh,
And remember fat is just extra flesh,
You’ll see more than a pasty lump...
And there are lots better reasons to hate...


released June 6, 2020




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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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