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If you're looking for deeper meaning, forget it. It's a one-verse ditty about Deadpool that defied my attempts to extend it to verse two. Didn't need it, jokes delivered, full stop.

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North, East, West, South, there is a merc with a mouth
That everybody knows... Deadpool!
His name is Wade Wilson, if you need someone killed,
Then that's where you should go... Deadpool!

He'll mangle and he'll mutilate with pistol and katana,
Then if you really wanna he'll go out for chimichangas
And hang for a while...

No hero is quite so wild,
It's as if Freakazoid, Lobo, and Drax had a child named
Deadpool, Wolverine's his best friend,
Deadpool, Deathstroke can bite me, then,
Deadpool, go see his movie right now.

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from For Your Confustication, released September 19, 2017
Music: "Downtown" by Tony Hatch

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Tom Smith Ann Arbor

Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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