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Avengers' Picnic

from In Concert: Sasquan 2015 by Tom Smith

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Obviously, this was written pre Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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If you go out to the movie show, you'd better not go alone -
But please go out to the movie show, no reason to stay at home -
For every superhero there was
Will pound on Loki simply because
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!

The Tesseract (or Cosmic Cube), it never will be enough,
'Cause Steve's naive but not a rube, and Iron Man's really tough,
The Widow's clever, Hawkeye is brash,
Thor's lived forever, Hulk will just smash --
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!

Popcorn time for Avengers,
The mighty Avengers will assemble for everyone today,
Watch them fighting aliens,
Defending Manhattan in a most destructive way,
Bashing giant silverfish,
Designed by Giger when he was drunk on Tullamore Dew,
We've never seen such an amazing superhero film before,
Nor will we again till Avengers 2!
So...

If you go out to the movie show, be bolder and do not yield,
Just armor up, and ready your bow, Mjolnir and mighty shield,
And just before you're ready to go,
Have Natasha stomp on Bruce Banner's toe...

Then run like heck to the multiplex,
We all will scream, they got us the dream,
They're buff, they're ripped, they got a good script,
All thanks to Joss, the movie is boss,
Maria Hill, her jumpsuit she'll fill,
With Samuel L., and Coulson -- oh, well,
It's better than mere mortals could ken,
And look! There's Thanos right at the end,
And after it's done, for shawarma we'll run,
And talk for hours how it was such fun,
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!

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from In Concert: Sasquan 2015, released August 9, 2016
Music: "Teddy Bear's Picnic" by John Walter Brannon,
after lyrics by Jimmy Kennedy

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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more

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