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Sound Man / Meat Loaf*
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Redbone Does Gaga
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Honey Glazed Ham
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See? No Applause*
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Tech Support For Dad
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Kentucky Fried Movie*
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Avengers' Picnic
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If you go out in the woods today, you'd better not go alone -
But do go out in the woods today, no reason to stay at home -
For every superhero there was will pound on Loki simply because
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!
The Tesseract or Cosmic Cube, it never will be enough,
'Cause Steve's naive but not a rube, and Iron Man's really tough,
The Widow's clever, Hawkeye is brash,
Thor's lived forever, Hulk will just smash --
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!
Popcorn time for Avengers,
The mighty Avengers assemble for everyone today,
Watch them fighting aliens,
Defending Manhattan in a most destructive way,
Bashing giant silverfish,
Designed by Giger when he's drunk on Tullamore Dew,
We've never seen such an amazing superhero film before,
Nor will we again till Avengers 2!
So...
If you go out to the movie show, be bolder and do not yield,
Just armor up, and ready your bow, Mjolnir and mighty shield,
And just before you're ready to go, have Natasha stomp on Bruce Banner's toe...
And run like heck to the multiplex,
We all will scream, they brought us the dream,
They're buff, they're ripped, they had a good script,
All thanks to Joss, the movie is boss,
Maria Hill, her jumpsuit she'll fill,
With Samuel L. and Coulson -- oh, well,
It's better than mere mortals could ken,
And look! There's Thanos right at the end,
And when we're done, for shawarma we'll run,
And talk for hours how it was such fun,
Today's the day we're going to see Avengers!
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Hey, It's Can(n)on
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What To Do Next*
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Telly Taley Heart
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MEW Reacts*
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The Ballad of Fenton
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I Had A Shoggoth
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307 Ale
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Thanks and Commercials*
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Lights / Tuning*
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Blue Screen of Death
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No, YOU'RE Awesome*
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Suit of Armor
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Songwriting Mistakes*
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Garlic Is For Lovers
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Fruit Flies*
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Go Drosophila Go
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Finding Lyrics*
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Matthew McConaughey*
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Hamster Brain
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Divine Irregularity
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SMC: It's Up To Us*
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500 Hats
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Tom Smith Ann Arbor
Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more
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