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I Cook With Food*
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Honey-Glazed Ham
01:21
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Redbone Does Gaga
00:47
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Tech Support For Dad
03:37
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Mating Meese*
03:06
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Avengers' Picnic
01:47
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The Fans Say Nope*
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Coulson Lives
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Coulson lives, that's the fangirls' marching song,
Coulson lives, even Whedon got it wrong,
Loki stabbed him through the chest with that big knife,
But somehow it managed not to take his life.
Coulson lives, SHIELD's medics were in time,
Coulson lives, if they weren't 'twould be a crime.
It turned out that Loki only stabbed a Coulson LMD,
Doing roughly the same damage as an arrow in the knee,
Plus he's routing WiFi right through Loki's shiv,
Coulson lives.
Coulson lives, that's the fangirls' solemn creed,
Coulson lives, for his presence there's much need,
Captain Rogers must sign Phil's trading card stash,
Not to mention all that Barton/Coulson slash.
Loki was pwned, all he impaled was thin air,
He was cloned, or he wasn't even there,
Phil's in Portland with that cellist, or in Bagdad or Beirut,
He's like Carmen SanDiego with a better looking suit,
We could throw him off a hundred thousand cliffs,
Coulson lives!
Coulson lives, he was gone but he's returned,
He was fragged, but another life he's earned,
Reincarnated, or brain stored in a jar,
Or his voice will play through Tony Stark's new car.
He'll come back as Grey Phoenix one fine dawn,
Or as SHIELD's top-ranked zombie liaison.
Maybe he rules some dimension filled with fantasy cliches...
Or, hey! Galactus goes through heralds like Pete Parker through Aunt Mays.
So if you see all that fic and say, "What gives?"
Coulson lives!
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Portmanteaux*
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How Songs Get Born*
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I'm Not On Anything*
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Down By the Liver Side
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Cherish Them*
00:54
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Garlic Is For Lovers
03:18
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What To Do Next*
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The Cthulhu Colada Song
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No Applause*
01:19
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Bathroom Songs*
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Stony Peak
02:12
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Banjo Dreams*
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500 Hats
02:52
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Time For A Break*
00:58
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Rule 34*
01:07
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Spoiler Alert
03:11
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I'm So Scared*
01:38
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Five Years
02:46
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Indiana*
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Redneck Ninjas
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Somebody Else's CDs*
01:35
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I Want To Be Peter Lorre
04:08
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In Tune*
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House At Cthulhu Corner
02:38
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Schoolhouse Rock*
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Preamble
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I Had A Shoggoth
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307 Ale
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Rocket Ride
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Internet Shanty
02:00
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One morn I woke from fevered dreams
Then grabbed my tablet for news and memes
My Tik Tok feed was filled with screams
Of shanties high and low. (huh)
Soon may the internet come
To grips with a trend that’s fun and dumb
We will hum and drum and strum
Then post our vids and go.
The sounds of pirates filled my brain,
From Port Royal to the Bay of Biscayne,
Up and down the Spanish Main,
Those sailors stole the show.
Soon may the internet come
To grips with a trend that’s fun and dumb
We will hum and drum and strum
Then post our vids and go.
I tried to escape to Instagram,
But some Ren Faire boys were starting to jam,
I found a pirate poetry slam
And Stan Rogers video.
Soon may the internet come
To grips with a trend that’s fun and dumb
We will hum and drum and strum
Then post our vids and go.
Facebook, lads, was too far gone,
From a “Drunken Sailor” marathon,
And the old folks carried on
With Disney’s yo-ho-ho.
Soon may the internet come
To grips with a trend that’s fun and dumb
We will hum and drum and strum
Then post our vids and go.
And so it goes on to this day,
I fear I never shall get away,
So I might as well wet my pipes and play
And down the man I’ll blow.
Soon may the internet come
To grips with a trend that’s fun and dumb
We will hum and drum and strum
Then post our vids and go.
Soon may the internet come
To grips with a trend that’s fun and dumb
We will hum and drum and strum
Then post our vids and go.
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Weird Al with more books, JoCo with more jokes, Carlin with more Cthulhu. Since 1985, Tom Smith has been breaking hearts, minds, and laws of propriety and physics with his insane blend of sf/fantasy, Life With Computers, pop culture, politics, and puns. More than twenty albums later, he maintains the best is yet to come. ... more
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